So I stepped out on Monday morning looking like this.
As l walked down the road, the sun shone brighter. While I reached into my bag to fetch my
glasses, a guy rode by in a car. He said something that I didn't hear but I
waved with a smile assuming that it must
be a greeting. I put on my glasses and he stops the car. He rode with a friend.
As I approached, he shouted to me and said,
He: I was admiring your glasses and my friend was admiring your
hair
Me: (with a smile) thank you
He: Thank you? Won't you give me the shades?
Me: You have a car; this is the only thing I have to shield my
eyes from the scorching hot sun.
He: (Came down from the car and said to his friend) drive the car.
(He turned to me and said) Now, I'm walking with you.
Me: (I smiled and said) eventually, you will get back to your car
and I'll continue my hot sun trek.
He: I'll follow you to anywhere you are going. Where are you going
to?
Me: Ikenegbu
He: I'll follow you. It's not every day that you see a pretty angel
walking along the road by 12:00 noon on a Monday afternoon.
Me: (With a big laugh) when do you see them?
He: Ask anyone. A beautiful
girl, along MCC on a Monday afternoon? That's a rare occurrence.
Me: This is Owerri. Drive to IMSU (Imo State University) junction,
you will see a lot of beautiful girls.
He: Well, those ones are students.
Me: I could be. Do you know if I'm one?
He: Are you? And your beauty is dazzling my senses. I can't
think...
And so he went on and on. And I listened with a smile on my face.
Then I said,
Me: Now, I'm suspecting you.
He: Why? Am I a Niger-Delta avenger?
Me: No.
He: Boko Haram?
Me: No
He: Kidnapper?
Me: Yes, that's the word-“wordnapper.” You can steal any girl with
your words.
We both laughed.
He: You mean like a wash guy, like hypo guys?
Me: Oh, you have given yourselves some names already?
We then continued our journey and our gist; and yes, he dropped me
at my destination. I told him I would write about him and now I have.
Shit is, when a guy walks up to a girl and tries to be all sweet
and very familiar, it sounds so plastic. So guys, next time you walk up to a
lady, take it easy. Otherwise she might look at you and ask the question,
"Are you a wordnapper?" Peace y"all. (Lol. I'm just having fun.
No vex abeg)
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